Cleatus Davidson

My glorious sugar booger Jeffrey Sasuke Davis also known as (Bon Chick Man, Gio Fries, WhoisJeffrey999, Cleatus, Jeffreyonepxmpyou, and Jdidsterll) was born on June, 25th, 2007. Jeffrey is a resident of North Haven Connecticut where he pursues his academics at North Haven High-School. Davis is a multi sport athlete and recently brought the North Haven Football program a class mm championship in 2022. When Jeffrey isn’t on the football field he is launching shoot puts at record breaking distances. Davis isn’t only an athlete he is also a poet. In 2023 Davis invented the double entendre. For those who may not know a double entendre is a play on words that has multiple meanings. Do to Jeffrey’s astounding diction and vocabulary as well as his intellectual wordplay he pursued a career as an author where he published his first novel titled “The Jeffrey Davis Monga: The battle for the last Arby’s sandwich”. The Novel portrays a moment in history where Jefferson Davis took on sheloveBlake in a no holds bar battle to the death in the GameStop parking lot where the two battled for the very last Arby’s sandwich. Davis came out on top and later decided to take his talents Inferno Apizza he was shortly terminated a couple weeks later for eating pizza dough and playing dice pvp during shifts. Even though things weren’t coming up Cleatus, Jeffrey worked harder than he ever has before and qualified for an advanced placement clay class. Jeffrey continues his academic prowess at North Haven High - school and may even be spotted in room 101 across from the nurses office.