Are you tired? Has school been getting you down? Are you devastated by the sound of immature bickering teens littering the halls - their faces clumped with excessive make-up and the guys trying to seem mature? If you answered yes to any of these questions - read on my friend. Learn how to skip school, the right way.

Method 1
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Before you leave

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    Follow your typical morning routines. Get dressed, shower, and eat breakfast as if you are going to school.
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    Fit in with the older people. Do not wear really tight skinny jeans and tight imitation prep tees like, American Eagle, Hollister, Abercrombie, or Aeropostale. You don't want to scream teenager from afar or even up close. You must dress like you are older, so pull out the old sweater, boots, looser skinny jeans. You might even wanna try sweatpants.
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    Pack an over-sized lunch with lots of goodies. Fruits, sandwiches, and drinks would be ideal. If you snack a lot, think, it is going to be a fun 8 hours, you need energy to keep you alert.
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Method 2
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Get out of school

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    Ask your friends for the best cutting route to become unnoticed. Make sure to do this a couple of days before you cut school, or they may want to tag along.
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    Stay undercover. Try not to be noticed of seen by many people in the hallways. Hiding in the bathroom stalls normally works.
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    Leave school fifteen to twenty minutes before school starts. Security guards don't check the cameras until five minutes to the bell. If you drive, this will be fairly easy. Just get in your car and pull out.
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    Once you leave school, relax completely. Enjoy the feeling that rides over you from fear and happiness. Your head will feel clear and free. Take a moment to enjoy it, close your eyes and bask in it.
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    Find a place to go.
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Method 3
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How to act

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    Behave. Adults walk straight, and slower than teenagers. Teenagers tend to walk with life. Older people do not while adults tend to look around slower than most teenagers. Try to appear as a young college student at most and be realistic. Confidence is key. People 18 and over are usually more confident than younger teenagers when speaking in public and interacting with one another.
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    If an adult speaks to you, it is best to smile slightly and nod. Carry out the conversation taking longer breaths.
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    Do not be afraid to speak and sharpen your vocabulary at tad bit.
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    Never return to school the day you ditched school. Go home at the time you'd usually arrive home. If a parent asks you what you did in school, calmly say something along the lines of, "School was alright. We read a couple of chapters in _________ and I ran around a bit in P.E."
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Warnings

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Things You'll Need

  • Cash ($20 dollars is ideal)
  • Mature purse
  • Packed lunch
  • Transportation (Your car, the bus, or on foot)
  • A good attitude.

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