How to Screw Up Successmaker

Last Updated: May 4, 2020

Are you bored just working on math problems on Successmaker in school when you're supposed to have MCAS sometime in the middle of March and you don't want to keep working on it? Well here's how to screw up Successmaker so you can have terrible grades at the end of your session!

Method 1

Method 1 of 2:

Preparing to Screw Up Successmaker Enterprise

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Open up Successmaker Enterprise on your school's computer. You could either double click on the desktop icon to open it or if it is not on the desktop, go to the directory folder in Start > All Programs > Pearson School > Successmaker or whatever directory folder your teacher put on the computer that takes you to the program.
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Sign in to your Successmaker account. Your username should be your first initial of your first name and your full last name, and your password should contain your first name and a few numbers. Click Sign in to continue.

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Click on the laptop with the smiling dog. This will take you to your Successmaker session.
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Select your current session. Now you will be taken to a math problem that you should be working on.

Method 2

Method 2 of 2:

Screwing Up Successmaker Enterprise

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Start by dragging the window all around the screen. To do that, hold and shake the mouse rapidly and watch your window fly!
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Another thing you can do with the window is dragging it to the side of your screen so all you see is a black screen (well, except a thin blue line which is your window). To drag the window off the screen, simply click and drag it to the left or right of the screen until you can't see it anymore (you should see a thin blue line when you're done).
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Skip nearly every single math problem. Press and hold the number 6 key on your keyboard (even though any other key could work), and watch as you save up time in speeding through the problems even though it is considered cheating. But do you hate school? Go ahead dude! Note: If you can't skip a problem, type the incorrect answer to the problem several times before entering it, and soon, you'll go back to a problem that you can skip through.
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Success! Successmaker has been screwed thanks to you! Now you will see your terrible grades unlike your peer's grades, which are great!

Warnings

Focus on your own work and your peers working around you. Don't let your peers see that you are not working properly! So keep your eyes peeled the whole time you're in the lab!

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Make sure you stay on Successmaker! Do not go on the Internet, make a movie, chat with your friends on Facebook, etc., especially with the sound on! Your teacher will most likely kill you if he/she sees and/or hears that you are not doing your work.

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Don't let your teacher see that you are screwing up the school's program! He/She will yell at you and force you to get off the computer. Take caution when doing that.

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Don't do this every time you're in the computer lab and you need to do this for the MCAS. Try screwing up Successmaker for the last few days after school, like, before the MCAS. Your teacher will check your grades for the entire time you're in the computer lab and see how you did. You don't want to see your teacher really mad like that! Be patient when doing it first time you're there, and then, let out your temper on the last week before the MCAS.

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